Here are some pictures I have taken.
Nobody ever knew what happened to the Paisley Platypus. Some thought he drowned himself in strawberry cheesecake; others ventured that he defenestrated himself while relieving his bladder. But nobody knew. What I knew was that for the first time in my life, I had found the perfect pair of moonglasses, and with my left eyes, I could finally see the moon in four directions; it was no longer the streaky crystal blur of the past. And in the moon was truth. The cool, jaded and jeweled pearl still dots the inky cloak of the night sky now and again, giving light to blackbirds sweeping from one wooden hollow to the next. And even now, I can turn my head slightly and see the Platypus jogging across the lunar surface.
Oh yes, of course, we all told him what would happen. "Swim to the moon and you will be pierced with intergalactic neutrinos like a shotgun to the face from a vice president." But did that stop him? I find it improbable, considering he did it. "The Machine" was fashioned from small green bananas, empty styrofoam cups, and the usable remnants of old, battered ping pong balls. "The Machine" was scrutinized simultaneously by the Daily Gnu and the Picalladin Limes as being "over-developed, overpriced, and ovary." "The Machine" was more stuff. But all neglected to realize that at its heart lay the true spirit, the true warrior, the more true things! And that was he: Paisley Platypus! The hero of the 74th Slothian Millenium!
I like the colors you used. Good job. [:
» bifocalLs on 2006-01-11 01:21:22
i like the colors too
but the absolute best is the random titles. lol, u made this from scratch?
» middaymoon on 2006-01-11 04:24:30
Can you jog with four legs?
» Dilated on 2006-01-11 05:30:32
A three legged joggers ounds like a horrible adult themed joke..
» Dilated on 2006-01-11 10:50:31
Btw, will you and Yenapahizaoya ever settle down and tie the.. hair?
» Dilated on 2006-01-11 10:51:12
Drown in strawberry cheesecake?
'Tis more likely he drowned in strawberry cheesecake ice cream. It tastes better going down.
Lovely new layout! I like it. ^_^
» invisible on 2006-01-16 01:53:28
You are so enlightening. I enjoy coming here. =)
» invisible on 2006-06-07 03:52:50
Interesting.... kind of like the random contests I sometimes hold on AIM.
I never knew the baboons had sites... or is it just one?
» randomjunk on 2006-09-13 07:26:02
If I had to drown I would prefer mango cheesecake!! There is no such thing. :)
» kkama67 on 2006-11-06 01:27:21
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