"If you are flying in the sky with the usage of the wind, and then you nose-dive into a gelatinous pool of south-eastern koala feces, either way you look at it, you stink like south-eastern koala feces."

Now, you may be thinking, "Wow, this baboon is cultured!" But please, I do not want your praise or your lemon-scented thumbtacks, I'm just here for your fish spices. What ever happened to fish and shrimp flavoured ramen noodles?

Now, I will elaborate on this condunrum. In my hut, I was taking it easy, sipping on an RC Cola studying Fibonacci's Golden String, when it happened. A ravenous protista hurled his heavy lourde of snow powder through the hole in my hut [which was viciously cut out by the doorsmith] and erected a tribute to Frosty the Snowman on the coffee table in my den. Of all the sadistic occurences!

That is not the main point of the story! For allowing me to deviate, I will repossess the 56 Italian juggling bowling pins bestowed upon you from ages past.

The Mala-Iki from the last journal entry and the Mala-Iki from this journal entry are by far two different satellites, if you know what I mean. The story of my disappearance can be summed up into 4 words:

I DON'T WANT ANY!

T'was a beautiful evening myre, oh boy. With the tree and the snake and the river and the grasses, shrubbery, and peat! Then I noticed this fungi growth behind my ear. I'll tell ya, it was growing like a German Bronfendebeunker in the sleek alley of a South-American condo. The candles burned as if the air was alive with madness, and the wicks were pretty mad themselves, screaming out histerical raves and chanting about the sway of Hippolito's spitting clownfish [which is now in my possession in the Tank of Infinite Plastic].

So, that is my latest adventure. Be sure to check back, I may be giving out loads of free fungus! Hey I'll even throw in a singing sea-urchin!

interesitng
veryinteresting...mwahahahahah
—dean on 2003-09-15 04:59:12

Heeeey!! ^_^
'Wow, this baboon is cultured!' =P
—eXiled on 2003-09-23 01:21:37

ooh
free fungus?? HOOOORAY!!!
—samuwamu on 2003-09-30 07:08:08

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